Its Friday and all is well! As you listen to the final moments of the enraged customer or file your last monotonous t.p.s report your mind begins to fantasize about the sensational activities you have planned. Who are you going to hang with? Where are you going to go? Most importantly what are you going to drink!? A good beverage has the ability to make or break an experience.
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Friday, February 6, 2015
JP's drinks to consider
Its Friday and all is well! As you listen to the final moments of the enraged customer or file your last monotonous t.p.s report your mind begins to fantasize about the sensational activities you have planned. Who are you going to hang with? Where are you going to go? Most importantly what are you going to drink!? A good beverage has the ability to make or break an experience. Monday, November 10, 2014
Walmart questions I ask myself
Why does parking suck?
Why do some people do their monthly grocery shopping for their family of 34 at 12 pm thereby clogging the only checkout?
Why is there only 1 checkout past 11pm?
Why must the personal lubricant section be so close to either the protein bar sections or nasal medication giving on lookers the wrong impression?
Why are the vontage reps in electronics harassing me to buy a land line, do they realize its 2014?
what happened to the the big trampolines that use to be outside for sale?
Is it apart of the ambiance to have a horde of villainous flys and a colossal mound of overflowing garbage cans at the in-store McDonalds?
Why is it standard that there always be at least one screwed up wheel on a buggy?
Should there be an age requirement at the self checkout?
Can aisle football or tag become a recreational sport?
Is there such a thing as too large of a ramen bulk box purchase?
Starter brand...
Do people actually stop by for haircuts at the salon?
Why does the toy aisle suck?
Will I be held legally liable if I "accidentally" start a domino effect of falling shelves?
Is it intentional that nothing fits right, clothes wise?
Was the state penitentiary or a juvie highschool used as inspiration for the mens restroom conditions?
That is all, have a great day!
- JC
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Taking a look at the Top 5 fast-food burger chains
Whataburger
To go here is a true treat. The zestiest and freshest establishment as far as fast food is concerned; it still has some negative qualities. For instance you really only go here when relishing in that PHAT check. Not only will you be paying a months’ worth of wages for a burger&fries you typically end up waiting 45 minutes behind some d-bags dully. Aside from those unfortunate draw backs the experience is generally pleasant, the workers friendly, and the bathrooms free from syphilis.
McDonalds
McDonalds is probably the worlds most established fast food chain. Millions have flocked through its arches to satisfy their stomachs desires. The major benefit of going here is the expedient nature of receiving your food and being on your way. What else is to be expected when you have a legion of indentured servants slinging patties 15 hours a day? Although somewhat satisfying, like eating Chinese food you will end up being hungry in an hour. This will give you plenty of time to scavenge for better substances elsewhere. In the meantime much down on 50 McDoubles for a buck, sip on tea with 10 lbs. of sugar, and abuse the free Wi-Fi.
Burger king
Going here is just a bi-product of laziness and geographic location. No one every truly tells themselves they want Burger King- they just settle. They do have decent fries and for children, better toys that lack lead based paint! Despite a slight rise in popularity with its creepy and satisfyingly awkward king faced mascot, BK is virtually on the cuffs of non-existence in the minds of the people.
Jack in the box
Jack in the crack as some call it, is an establishment located on the lowest ring of the fast food latter. Virtually last in every conceivable category it still seems to thrive financially. Despite its financial success and having the funniest mascot it still is a place where you only eat the food if you’re under the influence of say, weed! A franchise owner of this place really has to begin to reevaluate their life’s ambitions.
In-and-out burger
This place is heaven and to say otherwise is blasphemy! The only complaint most have is that California hogs it like they do everything else. Solution, invade California. Take its spoils and weather. Then retire with 2Pac and Elvis on fantasy island.
Hey... its fast food …not Javier’s 5 star dining with complimentary gold bullion. To some extent they each satisfy a need for a demographic of people. Personally, I don’t like to bust out the grill and spend 3 hours of prep work to make myself a meal. So I am thankful for the level of convenience they sometimes offer. This, despite my insides turning into gelatinous goo, ensuring a lonely night on the john.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
10 annoying things about the gym
The staff sometimes get a large chunk of their change from commission. Hey, no one is faulting them for trying to make a living, but when I say for the 10th time I don’t want personal 14th century Austrian elephant throwing lessons it becomes a drag on my day.
