Whataburger
To go here is a true treat. The zestiest and freshest establishment as far as fast food is concerned; it still has some negative qualities. For instance you really only go here when relishing in that PHAT check. Not only will you be paying a months’ worth of wages for a burger&fries you typically end up waiting 45 minutes behind some d-bags dully. Aside from those unfortunate draw backs the experience is generally pleasant, the workers friendly, and the bathrooms free from syphilis.
McDonalds
McDonalds is probably the worlds most established fast food chain. Millions have flocked through its arches to satisfy their stomachs desires. The major benefit of going here is the expedient nature of receiving your food and being on your way. What else is to be expected when you have a legion of indentured servants slinging patties 15 hours a day? Although somewhat satisfying, like eating Chinese food you will end up being hungry in an hour. This will give you plenty of time to scavenge for better substances elsewhere. In the meantime much down on 50 McDoubles for a buck, sip on tea with 10 lbs. of sugar, and abuse the free Wi-Fi.
Burger king
Going here is just a bi-product of laziness and geographic location. No one every truly tells themselves they want Burger King- they just settle. They do have decent fries and for children, better toys that lack lead based paint! Despite a slight rise in popularity with its creepy and satisfyingly awkward king faced mascot, BK is virtually on the cuffs of non-existence in the minds of the people.
Jack in the box
Jack in the crack as some call it, is an establishment located on the lowest ring of the fast food latter. Virtually last in every conceivable category it still seems to thrive financially. Despite its financial success and having the funniest mascot it still is a place where you only eat the food if you’re under the influence of say, weed! A franchise owner of this place really has to begin to reevaluate their life’s ambitions.
In-and-out burger
This place is heaven and to say otherwise is blasphemy! The only complaint most have is that California hogs it like they do everything else. Solution, invade California. Take its spoils and weather. Then retire with 2Pac and Elvis on fantasy island.
Hey... its fast food …not Javier’s 5 star dining with complimentary gold bullion. To some extent they each satisfy a need for a demographic of people. Personally, I don’t like to bust out the grill and spend 3 hours of prep work to make myself a meal. So I am thankful for the level of convenience they sometimes offer. This, despite my insides turning into gelatinous goo, ensuring a lonely night on the john.